18th

Ok umm first blog.. so, today i had my science with the one and only hollie, i mean shes 18 and likes to draw on my arm during class i think she may have a couple off maturity problems... anyhow, science. I havent been in almost a month. Missed practically half off the whole course, and all off the coursework plus two exams, all because mrs sharon gregary and jo talyer have extremely poor organisation skills, they decide to put our science day on the day eveyone has off so when we have "essential trip" and what have you.. we are FUCKED. but anyways, it was different, i almost fell in love with a gay guy, he was so gorgeus i mean, i just wanted to touch his hairy arms and feel his stubble but.. I love jodie. So oh no sir eeee, but yeh, he was so manly,quite buff, but short, you know the ype, tight shirt blue caridgon, with shades hanging in the middle, and when he spoke it was just soo that kind of gay lisp which you oh so just want to jump in his mouth. he was also very stubborn, and very jokey, you know the stypically kind off "fun" gay, like on coronation street, he made eveyone laugh, he was PROUD. he smiled at me a couple of times, i smiled back i tried to smile like i wasnt gay.. but i just dont know how to .. but anywhow he smiled numerous times, he looked like 30 so, but yeh science. alan is a gimp he thinks hes so funny hes old and has white hair YOUR NOT FUNNY, I stretched my ear to 30mm 2 days ago now, the big 3 cm mark oh yes, then i look in the mirrror and realise why i have got a job, iam a freak, but i like it. it wont go back. ever. unless u chop my ear in half and stitch it up.. i think i may do that a bit later on life, it could be fun, no it WILL be fun, i will then eat the bit of ear i dismembered from my lobe. I forgot my railcard, i had to pay full fair thats a whole 2 pound more, the stupid bitch knows i have a railcard fuck national express they wany all my money then istand for 45 minutes, asswholes, even more so they dont check my ticket. EVEN MORE SO i have some lazy fucking prick of a lond job banker cunt put his bag s blazer tie and all his shit leaving me witha tiny space to sit FUCK YOU BANKER FUCK YOU you have been on your ass all fucking day typing numbers into a computer, you think you own this shit yeh, well you dont your just a ponsy bitch. ok so yeh, i bought my mum a present, i wanted to get her a nice present but i had no money so i got her an £8 silver st christopher pendant from argos, it looks like plastic, but when the guy shhowed it to me and said is this ok i was to scared to go wtf it looks like you just got that form early fucking learning, he was to happy to cheery, . he handled customers to well.. so anyways i meet james, he farts alot to much oh and dan the 17 year old who look like he just had a good day at primary school. i had a poo in the sainburys diabled toilets, i felt special infact iam special i even used the hand rail, it was so temping to pull the red cord when the toilet paper started running out buti resisted my tempations and just used the rest efficiantly. OH MY GOD SINEAD, leave it out, sex in car, DO IT. howeveri have work to do, but i cant work form home, but its in firday and iam not going home. i dont want to go placement tomorrow i hate kids so much they just, argh i first walk in she says this kid has autism, its just like, i dont give a fuck tell his parents you know.. i dont know how to interact with somone with autism iam here to help not fucking push the kids trains tround and act like a spastic i really dont enjoy it, i cant pretend i have a bug again and say that if i come in the kids could catch it and dye thats just naughty, so iam going to go in and iam going to look like a complete waster because i will have greasy hair black eyes and look like a general out of place prick. but dont i always, i mean i get people staring at me in town just because i have a few piercings.. little do they know that like 70 % of guys have a ring going through the middle of their dick and there looking at me like iam strange i say they should go stick there finger up their bum and then lick their finger .. yeh. they lok at my ear aswell. so what i look likie a tribal scumbag from africa, i dont give a shit, stick our thumb through it og on a dare you take a picutre put it on your wall, tell ebeyrone that was the day you met a freak , fuck me they need to go away
I hope this made sense i dont think it did i just typed and typed and didnt stop so, congratualtion on getting to the end
Peaceout